The monopoles OF DEATH
Q. Are physicists trying to keep transgressive papers off the arXiv by blacklisting heterodox researchers?
Whilst readers are encouraged to enjoy the whole thing, p. 829-832 contains Section III B (entitled "Even worse than destroying the earth"), which has brightened up my evening no end. I assume this is the "brilliant review" of which the AEI's Dr. Kevin Hassett speaks so highly of here (link via Professor DeLong).